Post by Deadpool on May 11, 2006 8:21:29 GMT -5
Name: Jack. (Surname is unknown, perhaps even to himself.)
Alias: Wade Wilson and Deadpool.
Age: Unknown.
Gender: Male.(He checked just to be sure)
Side: For/Against the SHR Act/Neutral, he doesn't care, whatever pays the best.
Appearance:
Height: 6 ft. 2 in.
Weight: 210 lbs.
Eyes: Brown
Hair: None
Mutation/Powers: Deadpool has been artificially endowed with a superhuman regenerative healing factor by the Weapon X program. As Deadpool had cancer at the time of the gene therapy which endowed him with these abilities, it bound to the "healing factor" so that in a sense the cancer is his healing factor, which is why his skin is still horribly scarred. This causes his brain cells to be in a constant state of flux and regeneration, rendering him immune to psychics such as Professor X and Emma Frost. This constant flux is not what causes him to have his witty banter and ADD-type personality, that's just the way he is. The healing factor entails that he can regenerate and heal hundreds of times faster than a normal human and he has recovered completely from injuries that would have killed most humans, even those with superhuman abilities. He can regenerate whole organs and even severed limbs. In at least one instance Deadpool, after breaking nearly every bone in his body, had himself strapped to a rack so his bones set properly. It is unknown if this was necessary for his healing factor to work or simply accelerated his healing. As a byproduct of his unique physiology he possesses a degree of enhanced strength, stamina, agility and reflexes.
Aside from his physical advantages, Deadpool is a superb assassin and mercenary. He is a master of multiple forms of armed and unarmed combat. He favors bladed weapons as his primary means of dispensing his enemies as he feels it is more honorable to meet opponents in single combat, but if he is having a bad day or in a hurry he will just shoot them. He typically carries a small arsenal of both experimental hi-tech and conventional firearms and bladed weapons. Deadpool has excellent, believed by many to be perfect, aim (though he's slightly better with his right hand), which was temporarily destroyed by the Black Swan. He owns a personal teleportation device, usually located on his belt. This device, created by Weasel, is used to teleport him out of, and occasionally into, trouble and has been prone to numerous malfunctions over the years.
Deadpool has actually met and established a relationship with the personification of Death in the Marvel universe and as a result has been cursed by T-Ray, at the behest of Thanos to be unable to die.
He's also capable of breaking the so called 'Fourth wall', yet there only a few people alive that even know of it's existince.
History/Background: Deadpool was formerly a government special operative who had contracted terminal cancer. He volunteered for the clandestine Weapon X program, where he was mutagenically altered. This process was supposed to grant him a superhuman regenerative healing factor allegedly based on the DNA of the mutant Wolverine, stopping the progression of his cancer and greatly enhancing his physique. However, the cancer interacted with the mutagenic process in unanticipated ways; the process (initially) failed, disfigured him horribly and made him mentally unstable.
Cover of New Mutants (vol. 1) #98, Deadpool's first appearance
Art by Rob LiefeldDeadpool was quickly washed out of Weapon X and was sent to the "Workshop", a place for failed experiments, where he was tortured and experimented upon. In the Workshop, a game was played called "the Dead Pool", where inmates betted who of them would die next. As Deadpool was chosen as a special project by doctor Killebrew, his odds of dying were very low, making him the leader of the Dead Pool with thousand-to-one odds. Deadpool started to see Death and fell in love with her. He decided to break the Dead Pool by doing anything to get himself killed so he could be with Death. His rebellious behaviour inspired the other inmates of the Workshop. He was seen as a threat to the order in the Workshop and Killebrew ordered his death, but it was his execution that finally activated Deadpool's healing factor. Now unable to be with Death at all, Deadpool finally went completely insane. He escaped with many other Weapon X washouts and took the name "Deadpool" for himself. After bumming around, he eventually found his calling as a mercenary. Typically, he worked for villains such as the mysterious Mr. Tolliver. This initially made him an adversary of Cable, Wolverine and the New Mutants (later X-Force).
Eventually, Deadpool became less of a villain and more of a reluctant hero, though the element of his moral ambiguity always remained. It was later revealed that he had friends, such as Weasel and Blind Al, that he was loyal to and cared about (due to his insanity, he would mistreat them as well at times though). As the character became more developed it became obvious that although he carefully projected the guise of an invincible, merciless, gun-for-hire, he was actually an insecure and severely scarred man, emotionally and physically, who used his sardonic wit to cope with reality and deal with relationships.
The character frequented a hang-out spot for mercenaries called "Hell house" with its own odd cast of characters, an often comedic rivalry with a man named T-Ray and eventually the inclusion of Deuce the Devil Dog, who originally belonged to Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, best pal and partner of the Marvel superhero Daredevil. Deadpool ran into other mercenaries, such as the Taskmaster and Bullseye during his adventures. It was also at this time that Deadpool's relationship with Siryn was strengthened as she helped him deal with the loss of his full range of healing powers and with his insanity. Siryn's belief in him made Deadpool try to be a better person. It was at this point that Deadpool fought The Hulk and managed to impale him on a street sign. Deadpool also had a brief and disturbing relationship with Typhoid Mary.
Deadpool has died twice in the past. In the first occurrence, Wade had decided to rejoin the Weapon X program to regain his good looks. However after witnessing his girlfriend slaughtered by the program, he was heavily gunned down, while trying to get revenge on his former employees. Luckily, Thanos resurrected him because he was envious that Death was falling in love with Deadpool.
In the second occurrence, it appeared that Deadpool was killed in an explosion fighting the aristocratic (and telepathic) villain known as the Black Swan. Swan had infected Deadpool with a virus that would erase his memory in retaliation for several of his successful mercenary hits which had been erroneously attributed to Deadpool. This led to an escalation of events in which Swan murdered a man known as Nijo (who had discovered that Swan had killed his brother) and a duel with Deadpool. Deadpool and Swan fought, but as result of a miscalculation on Deadpool's part all parties were seemingly obliterated.
Weeks later, a mysterious figure showed up at the apartment of Deadpool's manager, Sandi Brandenburg. The man took the name Alex Hayden and together they started "Agency X," with Hayden dubbed Agent X after the company. Most believed that Hayden was Deadpool with a case of amnesia. In fact, the truth was more complicated, as shown when the Black Swan showed up with a "tabula rasa" Deadpool in tow (who Hayden immediately shot in the head). It was revealed that "Hayden" was really Nijo's corpse, which had been revived and given Deadpool's healing factor by Swan's out of control mental powers (Swan had also received a copy of the healing factor) and whose mind was created from an amalgam of Deadpool and the Swan. Deadpool's own personality was slowly growing back (unwittingly accelerated by Hayden's bullet to his head).
Deadpool and Agent X, his erstwhile double, with his reluctant current partner Cable in the background. Art by Patrick Zircher.In an attempt to regain the parts of his mind he had lost, as well as remove the pieces of their minds he wanted rid of ("You and Wilson have my skills, Mr Hayden. In return, I received a taste for Radiohead and an encyclopedic knowledge of pornographic knock-knock jokes. Yes, I'd like to switch back if possible"), including Nijo's sense of honour, Swan proposed a three-way mind meld. Hayden agreed. However the Swan, being an evil cad, attempted to double cross the other two and kill them as soon as the process was complete, but while he concentrated on Hayden, Deadpool immediately stabbed the Swan in the back. Deadpool, Hayden and Hayden's allies Outlaw and Taskmaster eventually defeated and killed the Swan and had him stuffed so that the healing factor couldn't resurrect him (Hayden would later be shown using the corpse as a surfboard).
Deadpool is currently partnered with his former enemy, Cable. Recently, Deadpool and Cable were involved with a terrorist plot aimed at unleashing the shape-shifting "Façade Virus" upon the world. After both were infected with the virus it was necessary to merge their DNA structure, so now Cable has some of Deadpool's DNA and vice versa. This means that whenever Cable uses his teleporter to "bodyslide", both he and Deadpool teleport together -- sometimes literally (a "bodyslide by one" results in them being badly integrated into a single body, forcing a messy separation, which, thanks to the DNA share with Wade, Cable is also able to recover from). As a result of the Façade in his system, Deadpool's face was temporarily cured of the hideous scarring. Once Cable shut down all infections of the virus worldwide however, Deadpool was returned to his usual self.
The X-Men, including Cable's father Cyclops, then hired Deadpool to put together the pieces of a mini-teleporter that they could use to stop Cable, who had achieved the peak of his powers and was causing worldwide political ructions in attempting to unite the world's populace, without quite knowing what it was.
After Cable then delivered a stark message to the world's leaders - deliberately setting them all against him by threatening to throw all their missiles into the sun - Deadpool and the X-Men mounted an attack on Providence, whereupon Deadpool promptly turned on the X-Men, shooting Wolverine and Bishop to prevent them attacking Cable. Cable then confessed to Deadpool that he'd wanted him to kill him, to show the governments that they could achieve something by working together. Cable was then attacked by the Silver Surfer and burnt out his powers in the ensuing battle, and Deadpool saved his life by removing the telepathic and telekinetic parts of his brain with the mini-teleporter, and then recovering non-viral techno-organic matter to replace the damage it had caused to Cable's body. The aftermath of this, however, left Deadpool unemployable - whereupon Cable began to covertly hire him to run missions for him, without revealing that he was the one doing so.
Shortly afterward, Deadpool would rescue Cable again, teleporting through several alternate worlds to retrieve him, and Cable returned the favour by repairing Deadpool's brain damage before his powers burnt out once more, though his personality remained unchanged.
Now with the threat of a rising war, Deadpool's services are in a high demand, and he's loving every minute of it.
Sample Post:
The man, known as Deadpool was sitting in an empty appartment, he was doing a hit and was currently on the look out.
He recieved a call, if he was free this week, Wade's first answer was no, until he heard what kind of amounts of money the man was willing to spend.
He agreed on doing it on this date, and the rest of the information was sent to him, a picture with an adress on the back.
And now it was time, he had seen the man enter the building and after taking his time, making sure he was ready, he walked down to the street and made it trough the traffic, though he almost got hit by a cab.
Wich resulted in a yelling driver, who was obviously an immigrant and was shouting in a foreign language at him.
He fought the urge to kill the cab driver and instead forced his way into the building, he then walked up several stairs till he reached the right appartment, he stood still for a several seconds and then took out his swords and kicked in the door.
The next scene made him remind of one of those containers on those boats at the docks, there were Chinese guys as far as the eyes could reach.
"Chimichanga."He sighed, as he realised he was in flippin' Hong Kong or something, Chinatown, what ever, there weren't supposed to be dozens Chinese guys present.
Well, he could as who was supposed to be assasinated, but he doubted that would work, besides he simply wanted to get this over.
"Just to be sure...."
----------
A few minutes later.
He was standing in the kitchen, washing his swords clean at the sink, behind him laid dozens of stabbed, beheaded, or otherwise killed Chinese men.
"Well that's that."
Alias: Wade Wilson and Deadpool.
Age: Unknown.
Gender: Male.(He checked just to be sure)
Side: For/Against the SHR Act/Neutral, he doesn't care, whatever pays the best.
Appearance:
Height: 6 ft. 2 in.
Weight: 210 lbs.
Eyes: Brown
Hair: None
Mutation/Powers: Deadpool has been artificially endowed with a superhuman regenerative healing factor by the Weapon X program. As Deadpool had cancer at the time of the gene therapy which endowed him with these abilities, it bound to the "healing factor" so that in a sense the cancer is his healing factor, which is why his skin is still horribly scarred. This causes his brain cells to be in a constant state of flux and regeneration, rendering him immune to psychics such as Professor X and Emma Frost. This constant flux is not what causes him to have his witty banter and ADD-type personality, that's just the way he is. The healing factor entails that he can regenerate and heal hundreds of times faster than a normal human and he has recovered completely from injuries that would have killed most humans, even those with superhuman abilities. He can regenerate whole organs and even severed limbs. In at least one instance Deadpool, after breaking nearly every bone in his body, had himself strapped to a rack so his bones set properly. It is unknown if this was necessary for his healing factor to work or simply accelerated his healing. As a byproduct of his unique physiology he possesses a degree of enhanced strength, stamina, agility and reflexes.
Aside from his physical advantages, Deadpool is a superb assassin and mercenary. He is a master of multiple forms of armed and unarmed combat. He favors bladed weapons as his primary means of dispensing his enemies as he feels it is more honorable to meet opponents in single combat, but if he is having a bad day or in a hurry he will just shoot them. He typically carries a small arsenal of both experimental hi-tech and conventional firearms and bladed weapons. Deadpool has excellent, believed by many to be perfect, aim (though he's slightly better with his right hand), which was temporarily destroyed by the Black Swan. He owns a personal teleportation device, usually located on his belt. This device, created by Weasel, is used to teleport him out of, and occasionally into, trouble and has been prone to numerous malfunctions over the years.
Deadpool has actually met and established a relationship with the personification of Death in the Marvel universe and as a result has been cursed by T-Ray, at the behest of Thanos to be unable to die.
He's also capable of breaking the so called 'Fourth wall', yet there only a few people alive that even know of it's existince.
History/Background: Deadpool was formerly a government special operative who had contracted terminal cancer. He volunteered for the clandestine Weapon X program, where he was mutagenically altered. This process was supposed to grant him a superhuman regenerative healing factor allegedly based on the DNA of the mutant Wolverine, stopping the progression of his cancer and greatly enhancing his physique. However, the cancer interacted with the mutagenic process in unanticipated ways; the process (initially) failed, disfigured him horribly and made him mentally unstable.
Cover of New Mutants (vol. 1) #98, Deadpool's first appearance
Art by Rob LiefeldDeadpool was quickly washed out of Weapon X and was sent to the "Workshop", a place for failed experiments, where he was tortured and experimented upon. In the Workshop, a game was played called "the Dead Pool", where inmates betted who of them would die next. As Deadpool was chosen as a special project by doctor Killebrew, his odds of dying were very low, making him the leader of the Dead Pool with thousand-to-one odds. Deadpool started to see Death and fell in love with her. He decided to break the Dead Pool by doing anything to get himself killed so he could be with Death. His rebellious behaviour inspired the other inmates of the Workshop. He was seen as a threat to the order in the Workshop and Killebrew ordered his death, but it was his execution that finally activated Deadpool's healing factor. Now unable to be with Death at all, Deadpool finally went completely insane. He escaped with many other Weapon X washouts and took the name "Deadpool" for himself. After bumming around, he eventually found his calling as a mercenary. Typically, he worked for villains such as the mysterious Mr. Tolliver. This initially made him an adversary of Cable, Wolverine and the New Mutants (later X-Force).
Eventually, Deadpool became less of a villain and more of a reluctant hero, though the element of his moral ambiguity always remained. It was later revealed that he had friends, such as Weasel and Blind Al, that he was loyal to and cared about (due to his insanity, he would mistreat them as well at times though). As the character became more developed it became obvious that although he carefully projected the guise of an invincible, merciless, gun-for-hire, he was actually an insecure and severely scarred man, emotionally and physically, who used his sardonic wit to cope with reality and deal with relationships.
The character frequented a hang-out spot for mercenaries called "Hell house" with its own odd cast of characters, an often comedic rivalry with a man named T-Ray and eventually the inclusion of Deuce the Devil Dog, who originally belonged to Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, best pal and partner of the Marvel superhero Daredevil. Deadpool ran into other mercenaries, such as the Taskmaster and Bullseye during his adventures. It was also at this time that Deadpool's relationship with Siryn was strengthened as she helped him deal with the loss of his full range of healing powers and with his insanity. Siryn's belief in him made Deadpool try to be a better person. It was at this point that Deadpool fought The Hulk and managed to impale him on a street sign. Deadpool also had a brief and disturbing relationship with Typhoid Mary.
Deadpool has died twice in the past. In the first occurrence, Wade had decided to rejoin the Weapon X program to regain his good looks. However after witnessing his girlfriend slaughtered by the program, he was heavily gunned down, while trying to get revenge on his former employees. Luckily, Thanos resurrected him because he was envious that Death was falling in love with Deadpool.
In the second occurrence, it appeared that Deadpool was killed in an explosion fighting the aristocratic (and telepathic) villain known as the Black Swan. Swan had infected Deadpool with a virus that would erase his memory in retaliation for several of his successful mercenary hits which had been erroneously attributed to Deadpool. This led to an escalation of events in which Swan murdered a man known as Nijo (who had discovered that Swan had killed his brother) and a duel with Deadpool. Deadpool and Swan fought, but as result of a miscalculation on Deadpool's part all parties were seemingly obliterated.
Weeks later, a mysterious figure showed up at the apartment of Deadpool's manager, Sandi Brandenburg. The man took the name Alex Hayden and together they started "Agency X," with Hayden dubbed Agent X after the company. Most believed that Hayden was Deadpool with a case of amnesia. In fact, the truth was more complicated, as shown when the Black Swan showed up with a "tabula rasa" Deadpool in tow (who Hayden immediately shot in the head). It was revealed that "Hayden" was really Nijo's corpse, which had been revived and given Deadpool's healing factor by Swan's out of control mental powers (Swan had also received a copy of the healing factor) and whose mind was created from an amalgam of Deadpool and the Swan. Deadpool's own personality was slowly growing back (unwittingly accelerated by Hayden's bullet to his head).
Deadpool and Agent X, his erstwhile double, with his reluctant current partner Cable in the background. Art by Patrick Zircher.In an attempt to regain the parts of his mind he had lost, as well as remove the pieces of their minds he wanted rid of ("You and Wilson have my skills, Mr Hayden. In return, I received a taste for Radiohead and an encyclopedic knowledge of pornographic knock-knock jokes. Yes, I'd like to switch back if possible"), including Nijo's sense of honour, Swan proposed a three-way mind meld. Hayden agreed. However the Swan, being an evil cad, attempted to double cross the other two and kill them as soon as the process was complete, but while he concentrated on Hayden, Deadpool immediately stabbed the Swan in the back. Deadpool, Hayden and Hayden's allies Outlaw and Taskmaster eventually defeated and killed the Swan and had him stuffed so that the healing factor couldn't resurrect him (Hayden would later be shown using the corpse as a surfboard).
Deadpool is currently partnered with his former enemy, Cable. Recently, Deadpool and Cable were involved with a terrorist plot aimed at unleashing the shape-shifting "Façade Virus" upon the world. After both were infected with the virus it was necessary to merge their DNA structure, so now Cable has some of Deadpool's DNA and vice versa. This means that whenever Cable uses his teleporter to "bodyslide", both he and Deadpool teleport together -- sometimes literally (a "bodyslide by one" results in them being badly integrated into a single body, forcing a messy separation, which, thanks to the DNA share with Wade, Cable is also able to recover from). As a result of the Façade in his system, Deadpool's face was temporarily cured of the hideous scarring. Once Cable shut down all infections of the virus worldwide however, Deadpool was returned to his usual self.
The X-Men, including Cable's father Cyclops, then hired Deadpool to put together the pieces of a mini-teleporter that they could use to stop Cable, who had achieved the peak of his powers and was causing worldwide political ructions in attempting to unite the world's populace, without quite knowing what it was.
After Cable then delivered a stark message to the world's leaders - deliberately setting them all against him by threatening to throw all their missiles into the sun - Deadpool and the X-Men mounted an attack on Providence, whereupon Deadpool promptly turned on the X-Men, shooting Wolverine and Bishop to prevent them attacking Cable. Cable then confessed to Deadpool that he'd wanted him to kill him, to show the governments that they could achieve something by working together. Cable was then attacked by the Silver Surfer and burnt out his powers in the ensuing battle, and Deadpool saved his life by removing the telepathic and telekinetic parts of his brain with the mini-teleporter, and then recovering non-viral techno-organic matter to replace the damage it had caused to Cable's body. The aftermath of this, however, left Deadpool unemployable - whereupon Cable began to covertly hire him to run missions for him, without revealing that he was the one doing so.
Shortly afterward, Deadpool would rescue Cable again, teleporting through several alternate worlds to retrieve him, and Cable returned the favour by repairing Deadpool's brain damage before his powers burnt out once more, though his personality remained unchanged.
Now with the threat of a rising war, Deadpool's services are in a high demand, and he's loving every minute of it.
Sample Post:
The man, known as Deadpool was sitting in an empty appartment, he was doing a hit and was currently on the look out.
He recieved a call, if he was free this week, Wade's first answer was no, until he heard what kind of amounts of money the man was willing to spend.
He agreed on doing it on this date, and the rest of the information was sent to him, a picture with an adress on the back.
And now it was time, he had seen the man enter the building and after taking his time, making sure he was ready, he walked down to the street and made it trough the traffic, though he almost got hit by a cab.
Wich resulted in a yelling driver, who was obviously an immigrant and was shouting in a foreign language at him.
He fought the urge to kill the cab driver and instead forced his way into the building, he then walked up several stairs till he reached the right appartment, he stood still for a several seconds and then took out his swords and kicked in the door.
The next scene made him remind of one of those containers on those boats at the docks, there were Chinese guys as far as the eyes could reach.
"Chimichanga."He sighed, as he realised he was in flippin' Hong Kong or something, Chinatown, what ever, there weren't supposed to be dozens Chinese guys present.
Well, he could as who was supposed to be assasinated, but he doubted that would work, besides he simply wanted to get this over.
"Just to be sure...."
----------
A few minutes later.
He was standing in the kitchen, washing his swords clean at the sink, behind him laid dozens of stabbed, beheaded, or otherwise killed Chinese men.
"Well that's that."
